"Kind of? Like two hundred years ago, the pilgrims--who were religious guys running from the Pope--landed in America and made friends with the Indians, who were the guys living in America already growing corn and stuff. The pilgrims were pretty dumb and they almost starved to death so the Indians gave them some food and we celebrate that. Being saved. Anyway, the reason for the holiday doesn't matter. The thing you should know is, giant turkey and a buffet table of pies. And surfing."

She waggles her eyebrows at him. "Eh? Wanna eat pie with me on Thanksgiving? It's not for a couple of weeks."